Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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