found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm at about main and main street
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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