we're blogging at a bar
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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