I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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