This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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