Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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