So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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