The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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