awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
