Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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