I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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