I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
