My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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