I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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