if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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