How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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