it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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