I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
