sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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