You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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