You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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