you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's the barista slut.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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