my mouth tastes like poor choices
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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