wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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