the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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