youre lurking in front of me
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Terrible idea I love it
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
