Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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