who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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