I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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