I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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