We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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