Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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