NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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