Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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