Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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