I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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