Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
