you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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