That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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