Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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