Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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