I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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