She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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