Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
