Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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