everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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