mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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