We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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