If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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