i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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