OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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