for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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