The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just blew my weed a kiss
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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