They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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