If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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